About

ABOUT ME

I’M EMILY…

I’m dangerously enthusiastic about life.

MY MANIFESTO

That Would Be Me.

Implicit is better than explicit. But if I have to take you down to get your attention, I will.

Sundays are good for cooking, football games and reggae.

The Muses beat the Sirens every time.

Scrambled eggs and ketchup don’t belong on the same plate, let alone the same fork.

Karma. It’s what’s for dinner. Hope you like what you ordered.

“Oh, Sheila” is not a Prince song. That fact has life-changing ramifications for me.

I love falling hard, watching sushi chefs chef and basically fucking shit up in general. Especially your shit. I will fuck your shit up. Right after I paint my toenails.

ABOUT THIS WEBSITE

The purpose of this website is to share writing that moves you, as well as photos and videos. If you landed here by accident or by Googling me, welcome.

Entries dated from April 2006-May 2009 were moved here from where the posts were originally published.

If you were looking for my food website, that’s at MouthOfTheBorder.com

The writing and other media shared here is all mine.

For a fancy bio (with a headshot and everything!), click here.

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