Category Archives: Eating or Cooking

Burrito Beta

The person I spend a lot of time with, his name is Niles. Niles is really funny.

Over the weekend, he introduced me to my newest crush. Please meet Mr. Grilled Spinach Burrito from Creek and The Cave in Long Island City.

We split one with shrimp and brown rice in a whole wheat wrap. It comes with avocado and cheddar. It is stunning. If it were a person, my mouth would go dry when I saw him and I’d hump his leg. Or something.

Anyways.

When I got a taste, the obsession officially claimed my heart and my mind. I could not wait to do my grocery shopping so I could whip up another one of these bad boys.

Problem: The reason we split the burrito is because he is a big boy. Innuendos aside, I really shouldn’t attempt to eat the whole thing by myself. So, I made myself half a burrito for dinner last night. Do you know how hard it is to make just half a burrito?

Burrito Beta - The Product

Half a burrito

I sent Niles a pic of my attempt.

My texts in green, his in white.

My texts in green, his in white.

Burrito Beta

The burrito beta is currently closed, but you can request an invite. We’ll be sure to let you know when Burrito 2.0 is ready.

Recipe: Grilled Spinach Burrito (serves 1)
1/2 of one 10-in. whole wheat or “regular” flour wrap
1/4 c. cooked brown or white rice
2-3 tbsp. shredded cheddar
1/3 c. lightly steamed spinach
1/4 very ripe avocado
4-5 cooked shrimp (use whatever spices you like when you cook them, but at the very least use salt and pepper)
1 tbsp. sour cream or greek yogurt (optional)

Directions:

  • Grab some paper towels and a margarita.
  • Lay the flour wrap on a plate vertically (should look like a half moon facing you).
  • Layer the remaining ingredients in the order listed in the middle third of the burrito.
  • Take the end of the burrito furthest from you and roll tightly around the fillings until it’s all rolled up.
  • Eat the burrito with the paper towels close by. Drink the margarita.

Modification:
Double everything in the ingredients list and make one whole burrito (and double the margaritas, too). It is much easier and probably twice as tasty if you eat it all yourself. Leave me a comment after you drink the second margarita and tell me how you liked it.

Four Years in New York City

Four years ago today, I’d just finished selling most of my stuff, quitting my job and saying goodbye to my best friends and goodbye to one of my bestest friend’s brand new firstborn child. I had no job lined up here, about $1,000 in my bank account and had only one friend I knew in this big, badass city.

Four years later, I have dear friends here and experiences that I’m lucky to be able to cherish every day. I have an awesome job, I’m getting ready to start my own business on top of that and I’m happy to say that I can usually get where I intend to go without getting lost first. I couldn’t convince my bestest friend to move here, but she is now just weeks away from having her second baby. Everything comes full circle.

I’ve had SUCH a good time eating and drinking and writing for my food website that I’ve earned a bit of a rep for being a hedonist. Starting today, I get to share my knowledge of the NYC food and beverage scene as a trendspotter for Scoutmob NYC. Check out the article by clicking the screenshot below.

Scoutmob NYC - Local Mug Feature, Dec. 16, 2010

Stories from MouthOfTheBorder.com will be featured on Scoutmob’s website and in their emails once a month. You can download the app (Apple and Android) here, and sign up for the daily deal emails at Scoutmob. Continue reading

Blueprint Cleanse, Day 3: Le Fin

By the time I press “publish” on this in a few minutes, it’ll be past midnight, which means I will have not eaten a single thing for three days. Wow. I didn’t eat anything, and I didn’t drink anything outside of my six juices (provided by Blueprint Cleanse) except for tea and water.

Wow.

I’m all clean! No major revelations while I was doing the juice cleanse. Just a few little revelations and reminders:
- Mealtime is sacred.
- Fresh bread smells amazing.
- Food and eating are meant to be inclusive.

What was it like?
I wrote about Day 1. I didn’t write about Day 2, because it was a breeze. And today was more of the same, though I think I said “Hallelelujah!” when I finished the last green juice.
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Blueprint Cleanse, Day 1: On The (Juicy) Warpath

Me being a raging you-know-what today has nothing to do with the Blueprint Cleanse and everything to do with me being mid-menstrual cycle, running on 3 hours of sleep (up late working) and dealing with a workload that could flatten a horse.

That said, being HONGRY did not add a nice point to the situation. I’m not actually hungry. I have a faint feeling that I should be eating something, but my hunger is all mental.

Here’s a little vid I made before I left feeling like a traveling juice smuggler this morning: http://flic.kr/p/7PowXk
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This Juice Is The Business: Blueprint Cleanse

Juice Delivery for Blueprint Cleanse

Juice Delivery for Blueprint Cleanse

Hi y’all. Last week was wild! From having an article on food and sex get published in New York Press to my food website showing up on Brokelyn.com, it was just a jam-packed few days. Very thankful. And very tired.

Did I mention tired? Since the new year started, I’ve been trying to be more mindful of input vs. output in my life, and the scales have recently tipped towards too much input again. Continue reading